Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Hoodie baseball wearing an open orange shirt

wearing an open orange shirt and holding a smoking cigarette

bushy beard

Hedley Lamarr probably skims ninety percent while Le Petomane demands harrumphs at the blackjack table

Distressed white text reading '"MUCH BETTER THAN POLYESTER"' arches above bold block lettering reading "COSTANZA BRAND

Yellow script at the bottom reads "St

Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Hoodie baseball wearing an open orange shirtTeddy Roosevelt took a bullet mid speech and kept talking, so the red Solo cup feels like a demotion he'd fight you over. Reducing America's most unhinged president to a tailgate mascot is the most patriotic thing possible without a firework injury. The Details: Digital illustration of Theodore Roosevelt in pince nez glasses and a thick mustache, wearing a blue suit with a red bow tie, raising a red Solo cup. Bold white block capital text below reads