I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Tank Top Size:M A posterized illustration of Billy

A posterized illustration of Billy Ray Valentine in a multicolored patterned jacket

rendered in muted skin tones and white

Earning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history

Printed on our super soft ring-spun & combed cotton unisex T-Shirt

a small campfire with orange and red flames

I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Tank Top Size:M A posterized illustration of BillyBaseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services. Context is doing a lot of heavy lifting on that one. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid swing flanked