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Ranking jungles by difficulty like vacation destinations is peak Blain Cooper energy

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Bold white block text below the border reads "I AM EXPERT" above a pink underline accent

John Matrix Lumber Co. - Unisex Sweatshirt football " and "SINCE 1542Retiring from spec ops to carry logs sounds peaceful until the customer retention strategy involves holding people off cliffs by one ankle. Bennett showing up in chainmail really complicates the small business loan. Inspired by Commando. The Details: A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder, flanked by green pine trees. A gray crosscut saw banner with brown handles displays dark block serif text