Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Hoodie Drinking " An orange cartoon bird

" An orange cartoon bird wearing a blue-and-white striped party hat blows a noisemaker while rolling on blue quad skates with outstretched wings

and white clouds

Distressed white block text reads "ONE POINT" above a large "21" centered within an atomic orbit diagram rendered in off-white

A marquee-shaped frame in red and orange gradient displays a decorative crown-like arch at top

with a small white outlined military star centered at the bottom

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Hoodie Drinking " An orange cartoon birdPutting "Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" in varsity letterman script means physical deterioration finally has a team logo. Somewhere a whole roster of people over 30 just stood up too fast and felt deep squad pride. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "EVERYTHING" across the top. Large flowing white cursive script reads "Hurts" below, with a baseball style swoosh tail extending from the lettering. Bold distressed white uppercase text