Americans Not American'ts - Classic Foam Trucker Hat Color:White/Royal/Red " A white bowling pin

" A white bowling pin outline overlaps a black vertical rectangle containing stacked white text reading "BALDWIN PARK

Golden text at the bottom reads "SINCE 1988

Where' nobody knows your name

A one of a kind poster parody design of Michael Scott's (aka Michael Scarn) Threat Level Midnight

and you wave from the driveway without making prolonged eye contact

Americans Not American'ts - Classic Foam Trucker Hat Color:White/Royal/Red " A white bowling pinSplitting "Americans" into a motivational pun takes the same energy as a middle school football coach who laminated his personality in 2004. Somewhere a bald eagle is shedding a tear, not from pride, but from sharing airspace with this at every cookout. The Details: Distressed red serif text reads "AMERI CANS" split across two lines. Black text reads "NOT" flanked by two black stars on each side. Distressed blue serif text reads "AMERI CAN'TS" split