Check Out Deez Nuts - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Yellow flanked by smaller text reading

flanked by smaller text reading "LEWISTON" and "MAINE

Large cursive script text reads "Politics" in white with a red outline and distressed texture

During an era when temperance shaped American culture

Arched bold white text with dark outlines reads "I DON'T BELIEVE" across the top

Golden-cream script text reads "The" above "1937" flanked by ornamental Victorian scrollwork and star separators

Check Out Deez Nuts - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Yellow flanked by smaller text readingNutcrackers standing guard over a pile of nuts is the most aggressively territorial holiday display since the twelve foot inflatable Santa next door. Three soldiers protecting deez nuts with their lives is peak seasonal commitment. The Details: Three vintage style nutcracker soldiers in green and gold uniforms with black top hats stand side by side. A garland of green pine branches, orange berries, and scattered brown walnuts fills the base beneath