Aloha Beaches - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:XL Blue and red military chevron

Blue and red military chevron insignia with a red star above it anchors the bottom

Arched distressed white serif text reads "WE DO NOT TRAIN TO BE MERCIFUL HERE" above a cartoon illustration of John Kreese in a black gi curling two dumbbells

Every other cruise line buries the biological fine print

outlined in thick black in a bold sticker style

A vintage aviator in goggles and flight helmet stands in a batting stance

Aloha Beaches - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:XL Blue and red military chevronGreeting someone with "Aloha, Beaches" in a cursive font over a retro sunset is the wardrobe equivalent of flipping someone off with a flower behind your ear. Grandma sees Hawaii, everyone else hears the real announcement. The Details: A distressed red orange circle sits at the upper left beside flowing white cursive text reading "Aloha." Below, distressed white block text reads "Beaches" with a curling blue wave illustration to its right. Horizontal