Camel Towing - Unisex T-Shirt Lowell Scalloped golden-yellow circular badge topped

Scalloped golden-yellow circular badge topped by a single red star contains a white center disc with a vintage pin-up style illustration of a woman in a red dress on quad roller skates

Golden-yellow circular badge with blue concentric ring borders displays arched blue text reading "GROUNDHOG ROLLER RINK" along the top and "PUNXSUTAWNEY

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Camel Towing - Unisex T-Shirt Lowell Scalloped golden-yellow circular badge toppedCamel Towing committed to the bit so hard it got a vintage logo, a founding date, and a tagline that HR would flag in under three seconds. Every single element is load bearing innuendo dressed up as wholesome roadside assistance. The Details: White cursive script reads "Camel Towing" above a vintage hand drawn yellow tow truck illustration with a boom, chain, and hook. Mint green and yellow horizontal stripes run beneath the truck, above mint green