Lo Pan's Sorcery Academy - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt phoenix OR GET BUSY DYING

OR GET BUSY DYING

one hand open and one in a fist

Distressed grey block text reads "CHAPPY'S FLIGHT ACADEMY" below

a blue pom-pom on its head

Somewhere a marine biologist is laughing alone at a party

Lo Pan's Sorcery Academy - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt phoenix OR GET BUSY DYINGEnrollment at a two thousand year old sorcery academy means twelve semesters on green eyed bride acquisition and a mandatory elective in looking terrifying while Thunder does the heavy lifting. Lo Pan's curriculum is mostly monologues and lightning fingers. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: A high contrast posterized illustration depicts Lo Pan in an ornate headdress, arms outstretched with long gnarled fingernails, surrounded by