Get Toned Not Stoned - Unisex Tank Top Color:Red Battlestar Galactica

Battlestar Galactica

Mosquitoes treat some people like a heritage buffet that's been in the family for generations

Opening a steakhouse afterward is the most unhinged victory lap in Midwest vacation history

Distressed white block text arcs above reading "FIRST HE'S GONNA SHIT

Somewhere a marathon finisher is rethinking their medal

Get Toned Not Stoned - Unisex Tank Top Color:Red Battlestar GalacticaPropaganda posters telling you to skip the joint and hit the gym only work if the guy doesn't look like he replaced his personality with a protein shake. Sobriety apparently peaks at resistance cables and an unsettling jawline. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "GET TONED" above a rectangular frame. A halftone illustration of a muscular male figure pulling resistance cables fills the frame, with radiating sunburst lines behind him. Bold