John Matrix Lumber Co. - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Arched bold slab-serif text reads

Arched bold slab-serif text reads "MIKE DAMONE'S" above "CONCERT TICKETS" in classic ticket-style lettering

worn white text reads "JIGAWATTS" in bold serif lettering

Three yellow rectangular bars contain black uppercase text listing each rule about sleep

White text at the top reads "SUPER 1/4 LB CHAR-BURGER

" and curved white text at the bottom reads "THAT'S THE TICKET

John Matrix Lumber Co. - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Arched bold slab-serif text readsRetiring from spec ops to carry logs sounds peaceful until the customer retention strategy involves holding people off cliffs by one ankle. Bennett showing up in chainmail really complicates the small business loan. Inspired by Commando. The Details: A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder, flanked by green pine trees. A gray crosscut saw banner with brown handles displays dark block serif text