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Brushy white script reads "THE PINHEADS" over two overlapping inverted triangles in coral pink and light blue

once in fancy cursive and once in unhinged graffiti

Lowercase white sans-serif text below reads "abides

" Smaller orange text at the bottom reads "5th Ave

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