Schooner Tuna - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Re-electing him feels less like

Re-electing him feels less like civic duty and more like watching destiny run unopposed

"BROTHER" appears in a bold sans-serif with a thin decorative horizontal rule underneath

bringing Class C baseball to a desert town still finding its identity

Pink and white block text reads "KIRU" on a vertical sign above a mid-century steakhouse illustration with a brick facade

Somewhere around drink three

Schooner Tuna - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Re-electing him feels less likeSchooner Tuna expects you to emotionally bond with a dead fish in a can, and honestly the mascot's commitment is more convincing than Jack's commitment to not waxing the floor. Corporate pride never recovered. Inspired by Mr. Mom. The Details: Distressed white bold text reads "SCHOONER TUNA" across the top. Below, a cartoon tuna mascot stands upright, grinning with wide eyes and holding a flag bearing a heart symbol. Stacked white text to the right