The British Blew a 13 Colony Lead - Unisex Tank Top Color:Red with curved distressed blue text

with curved distressed blue text reading "CHIPPIES" arched across the top

Ornate distressed white script reads "Enzo's" above bold serif block letters reading "BAKERY

Inspired by Moonrise Kingdom

Dad's not mad about the lie

but at least the bark is flawless

The British Blew a 13 Colony Lead - Unisex Tank Top Color:Red with curved distressed blue textBritain had the greatest military on earth, home court advantage, and a 13 0 series lead, then lost to a roster of farmers who couldn't afford uniforms. History's greatest choke job deserved its own sunglasses wearing trash talk portrait. The Details: Arched white block text reads "THE BRITISH BLEW A" across the top. Below, a white engraving style illustration depicts George Washington grinning in sunglasses with star details in the lenses, a powdered