Party Animal Just Add Booze - Unisex T-Shirt hendrix with a small open book

with a small open book icon at the bottom

Surviving El Guapo on charm alone remains the greatest flex in cinema

Following those dashed lines leads nowhere unless you remember how to fly

Selective hearing is a skill most people pretend they don't have while actively perfecting it in every conversation

Somewhere a marine biologist is laughing alone at a party

Party Animal Just Add Booze - Unisex T-Shirt hendrix with a small open bookWerewolves need a full moon to transform, but most guys at an open bar only need a second IPA and a DJ playing "Don't Stop Believin'." The button down shirt survives exactly long enough to maintain plausible deniability. The Details: Orange block text reads "PARTY ANIMAL" in an arched layout above a vintage horror style illustration of a snarling werewolf in a button down, gripping a green bottle, rendered in orange and green ink. Orange block text