Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Inspired by Weird Science

Inspired by Weird Science

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Mixed drinks about feelings is just therapy with better garnish and worse health outcomes

Blue serif text reads "Don't Be A" in an arched layout above a vintage hand-drawn illustration of the Morton Salt girl in a yellow dress carrying a white umbrella

worn white text reads "JIGAWATTS" in bold serif lettering

Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Inspired by Weird ScienceSalt girl finally got the attitude upgrade her century of thankless rain walks demanded. Spilling sodium is just passive aggressive seasoning at this point. The Details: Blue serif text reads "Don't Be A" in an arched layout above a vintage hand drawn illustration of the Morton Salt girl in a yellow dress carrying a white umbrella, with diagonal blue and white rain lines and salt spilling behind her. Bold blue serif text below reads "Salty Bitch." Fit